Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
Because he felt crummy.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Elf-is Presley!
why did santa's helper have to go to the doctors?
Because he had low ' elf ' esteem
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out
Why do dasher and dancer alwasys get to take coffee breaks?
because they are star bucks
Word of the week: Batrachophagous
Senior Cody Noonchester: One who eats bats.
Senior Taylor Carter: Something about a bat.
Senior Seth Shelton: To eat a certain type of animal. Like a frog or salamander.
Senior McKenzie Jones: Terrified of bats.
Social Studies Teacher Ricky Robish: I'm allergic to bats.
Batrachophagous: One who eats frogs.
Senior Taylor Carter: Something about a bat.
Senior Seth Shelton: To eat a certain type of animal. Like a frog or salamander.
Senior McKenzie Jones: Terrified of bats.
Social Studies Teacher Ricky Robish: I'm allergic to bats.
Batrachophagous: One who eats frogs.
Word of the week: Maury
What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?
You gotta Mufasa
You gotta Mufasa
Question: How do you catch a squirrel?
Answer: Crawl up a tree and act like a nut!
Answer: Crawl up a tree and act like a nut!
Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years
Question: Why did Santa Clause go to college for music?
Answer: He wanted to improve his wrapping skills
Answer: He wanted to improve his wrapping skills
word of the week: Bibble
Senior Cami Greene: Babbling.
Senior Katrina Gibson: Eating Food.
Senior Bella Ventura: When you drink a drink.
Senior Taylor Carter-Williams: A lie.
Freshman Ronald Edwards: A story.
Bibble: To drink often; To eat and/or drink noisily.
Senior Katrina Gibson: Eating Food.
Senior Bella Ventura: When you drink a drink.
Senior Taylor Carter-Williams: A lie.
Freshman Ronald Edwards: A story.
Bibble: To drink often; To eat and/or drink noisily.
Thanksgiving Joke
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler
Peach gobbler
Word of the week
Word: Herpetology
Sophomore Hazel Mersch: Study of amphibians and reptiles?
Sophomore Lily Rose: Study of women's pets.
Word meaning: The branch of zoology concerned with reptiles and amphibians.
Sophomore Hazel Mersch: Study of amphibians and reptiles?
Sophomore Lily Rose: Study of women's pets.
Word meaning: The branch of zoology concerned with reptiles and amphibians.
Math Joke of the Week
Q: Why is the math book always upset?
A: Because it has a lot of problems.
A: Because it has a lot of problems.
WORD OF THE WEEK
Dubious adj.
Hesitating or doubting. Not to be relied upon; suspect.
“He seemed dubious about the idea.”
Hesitating or doubting. Not to be relied upon; suspect.
“He seemed dubious about the idea.”
When you realize that your voting between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump for president of the United States.
The Sanderson witches
Are Back
Word of the week: Despoil
Freshman Hayley Pain: Not spoiled.
Senior Mckenzie Jones: To no spoil anybody...I guess.
Sophomore Chris Marple: Sounds like yogurt that's nasty.
Sophomore Dasja Peters: To not be spoiled.
Junior Connor Peace: The act of un-spoiling something.
Despoil: To strip of belongings, possessions, or value.
Senior Mckenzie Jones: To no spoil anybody...I guess.
Sophomore Chris Marple: Sounds like yogurt that's nasty.
Sophomore Dasja Peters: To not be spoiled.
Junior Connor Peace: The act of un-spoiling something.
Despoil: To strip of belongings, possessions, or value.
Joke of the week
I was struggling to figure out lighting, then it struck me.
WORD OF THE WEEK
Labyrinth
noun. A complicated irregular network of passages or paths in which it is difficult to find one’s way; a maze. An intricate and confusing arrangement.
“Lana suspected the labyrinth of tunnels and chambers ran beneath the entire town”
noun. A complicated irregular network of passages or paths in which it is difficult to find one’s way; a maze. An intricate and confusing arrangement.
“Lana suspected the labyrinth of tunnels and chambers ran beneath the entire town”
Word of the week: Evanesce
Junior Mycha Rainey: Something extravagant or big.
Senior Sean Daugherty: Something that's nice.
Senior Malia Miller: Something deep.
Senior Karen Rose-Arthur: Something with planes.
Senior Diane Thomas: A type of style.
Senior Sean Daugherty: Something that's nice.
Senior Malia Miller: Something deep.
Senior Karen Rose-Arthur: Something with planes.
Senior Diane Thomas: A type of style.
word of the week
Laconic - meaning expressing much in few words.
Word used in a sentence: We would rather have a smiling, shape-shifting Democrat we don't trust than a frowning, laconic Republican we trust more. —Maureen Dowd,New York Times, 10 Oct. 1996
Word used in a sentence: We would rather have a smiling, shape-shifting Democrat we don't trust than a frowning, laconic Republican we trust more. —Maureen Dowd,New York Times, 10 Oct. 1996
Why was the skeleton stressed? Because he had been working a skele-TON!